your relationship status has reached an all time low when you are looking through pictures of your male (being female myself of course) friend's significant other and thinking about how she is not good enough for him. When you start thinking about how much better you could be for them. When you start thinking, "If I were dating him, I would never hold him back like that" or "I would never be so jealous about things that he can't live his life normally" and picking out every little thing that she does that he has to deal with.
I think it's time I found a significant other of some sort.
